Anonymous asked: My son (13 y.o.) just got suspended for the day for answering the question, “What did you learn in history this year?” with “No one’s pain is greater than the white man’s pain, and any attempt to prove otherwise will cause him to smite thee” on a test. So I’m taking him out for lunch and my husband is buying him a new video game for his PS3. :)

curiouslycool:

bana05:

THAT CHILD IS AWESOME.

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Dobby has no Master! Dobby is a free Elf! And Dobby has come to save Harry Potter and his friends!

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Me: I voted today.
Mom: Oh?
Me: I put in a write in for president.
Mom: Who?
Me: Evan Peters. Marijuana will now be legal.


trackerjackin:

when the fuck did this happen, what show holy shit like the 2 best people omg.


how my mother works
me: mom i got all A's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight

gleekalyze:

He’s like a modern day Confucious, people. 

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